Warning: Spoilers for NCIS 2x23
S=Michael Shanks
W=Michael Weatherly
W-Michael, oh my god. What’s wrong?
S-*cries* I can’t believe it. I just can’t believe they would do something like this.
W-Michael, look at me! What happened?
S-She’s dead!
W-Oh my god! Who?
S-Kate! Why did they have to take Kate? She’s dead! And I mean she’s really dead. It’s not like when they killed my character on SG-1. It’s not Sci-Fi. Don’t you understand? She can never come back.
W-Oh. You’ve been watching NCIS.
S-*sobs* KATE! Semper Fi, Kate. Semper Fi.