Daniel? Is that you?
S-"Why are you looking at me like that?"
W-"Like what?"
S-"Like...I creep you out or something."
W-"Sorry, it's just...I saw a pastor that looks just like you."
S-"Pastor?"
W-"His hands...his glasses...his mannerisms...the Pastor is even gay!"
S-"Hey, I'm not gay!"
W-*pats on head* "Of course not."
S-*rolls eyes* "You get caught wearing a dress once and everybody thinks you're gay..."
~Claudiasharon~