The Triumphant Kayak Queen

[ms_priestypants]

I paddled with heroic strokes towards the three small islands on the horizon, congratulating myself on my strength and ability to work doggedly towards a goal, slapping high fives with the sea turtles I'm leaving in my wake

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[bookgrrrl]

Now if that didn't get you closer to God, I don't know what will.

Yikes!

[tribbleations]

i'm glad you didnt get killed

[virginiadare]

holy shit!

You know I take all those canoeing trips and I about poop myself when I have to do a level one rapid in shallow water.

And no practice and everyone watching and it's for real?

Holy shit.

[ms_priestypants]

you and the poop!

I asked my mom, by the way, and she said the enema is nothing and she'd do it again in a heartbeat. Plus it has the control aspect that I prfer over uncontrollable labor pooping.

[ms_priestypants]

thank you:)

Wow, amazing, beautifully written

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