Michelle the fuckin klutzoid

[ms_rodriguez]

As I sit here, I'm fucking cringing. I am in so much fucking pain, it's disgusting. So here I will relay onto you, the most embarrassing story I've had to tell in a long while

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[queer_as_thea]

Gifts, hmm? I come prepared for just such an occasion. *leaves you a disc of her favorite Melissa Ferrick tunes* Melissa will make you feel better. *smiles brightly* If you're sitting around bored and want to chat, just give me a call.

songstress thea

[beyonce_k]

sympathy, huh? you don't call me any more. thought you were my sexy bitch ho?

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[ms_rodriguez]

I've been wrapped up in my boo! Sorry mama, I'll make more of an effort. :-*

[x_zoe_saldana_x]

mamii, are you trying to steal my klutz crown? :-* you best get better, can't have all the latinos in here on bed rest, it makes us vulnerble :-P

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[x_zoe_saldana_x]

*vulnerable...I can spell, I swear

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[ms_rodriguez]

I'll make sure to send you somewhere you can get a good edumacation.