It didn't happen in a rushed way, crude and violent, fast and over and done with ( Read more... )

THE NEXT FUCKER FUCKRAG WHO POSTS A LIST OF REMEMBER THINGS AND DOES NOT LJ CUT IS GETTING SNIPPITY SNIPPED FROM MY FRIENDS PAGE. STOP RAPING IT, KTHNX.

So yesterday I won't lie, I was seeing red, and fucking angry as all hell, but this is just a quick not to tell ya'll that I am NOT making this friends only. I contemplated it, and that would be shutting people from my life like I'm so used to doing, so casa de michelle is still open, but if you would like me to add you back, drop me a line or ( Read more... )

This update will have absolutely shit emotional substance, because I am tired, cranky and Ewan is snoring and makes it goddamn near IMPOSSIBLE to concentrate ( Read more... )

I'm on this goddamn plane still. I had to take two flights, both in first class, but still. My plane was delayed, so I was stuck with these teenagers coming up and poking my chair and asking me for autographs...which normally, I don't mind but when I'm running on four hours of sleep and nasty airport coffee, well, that makes Michelle an angry ass ( Read more... )

Add my bitch Sanoe__Lake. She is the hottest mama ever and can kick all of yer asses in surfing and she has a fucking kickass personality. She is also SINGLE ladies and gentleman, but if you want her, I have to okay you first.

p.s.
Blinky icons need to die.

Seriously hot dream last night...

Let's just say when I woke up I was naked and sweating.
Wow.

For the love of haysus christo

why the fuck does everyone have a paid account? and while i'm still bitching in bold ,where the fuck is Vin and Sanoe and why has my bitch Kate not called me today to say she hopes I don't crash and die on the plane!!!??? No, I will not reference to "titty" in here, I fucking refuse. (Yes Billy, that was for you ( Read more... )

Holy crapass monkey balls.

So today is the shit superbowl, and just because I'm a butch jock, DOES NOT mean football makes me cream my pants. I wasn't even planning on watching the damn thing, I wanted to curl up and watch me some good lifetime movies, but Vin's dumbass and his buddies came and intruded in my house, the beer guzzling stupid ( Read more... )

So yeah, things around here are peachy fucking keen. Already I have an insane platonic schoolgirl crush on my gay little friend Billy Boyd. He is the brother I never had, I love the guy to pieces.
Lemme see, who else? oh yeah, pimpage time...

KATE BOSWORTH HAS A JOURNAL EVERYONE!! ADD HER OR DIE!!!

yes ladies and gents, my hoe has a journal. When ( Read more... )