crispengray deserves a cheap laugh. Throw your best worst in the comments and I'll make sure he gets them all.Two Englishmen and an Australian are in a bathroom, using the urinals
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Somehow, this is all that comes to mind, outside of a joke I'm somehow too embarassed to tell now that I loved in seventh grade.
This is paraphrased from an old Bobcat Goldthwait bit on why he doesn't like jokes:
Someone will come up to you and say "These two guys... wait, I messed it up! No... this one guy... wait, there was a black guy and.... a priest! And they go into a bar, and there's a parrot there... and a frog... and a bunch of other assorted animals, but they're from a different joke that I'm not gonna get into right now. Then, this MONKEY comes down the stairs, and he puts his dick in the guy's drink!"
And this is where they lose me, this is exactly where they lose me, because then he goes "And then the guy says..."
... like you would NEED a punchline?! If you saw primate genitalia go into an alcoholic beverage, YOUR HEAD WOULD FUCKING EXPLODE. "Waaaah, DID YOU SEE THAT?! THE MONKEY PUT HIS DICK IN THE GUY'S DRINK! THE MONKEY PUT HIS DICK IN THE GUY'S DRINK!!"
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This is paraphrased from an old Bobcat Goldthwait bit on why he doesn't like jokes:
Someone will come up to you and say "These two guys... wait, I messed it up! No... this one guy... wait, there was a black guy and.... a priest! And they go into a bar, and there's a parrot there... and a frog... and a bunch of other assorted animals, but they're from a different joke that I'm not gonna get into right now. Then, this MONKEY comes down the stairs, and he puts his dick in the guy's drink!"
And this is where they lose me, this is exactly where they lose me, because then he goes "And then the guy says..."
... like you would NEED a punchline?! If you saw primate genitalia go into an alcoholic beverage, YOUR HEAD WOULD FUCKING EXPLODE. "Waaaah, DID YOU SEE THAT?! THE MONKEY PUT HIS DICK IN THE GUY'S DRINK! THE MONKEY PUT HIS DICK IN THE GUY'S DRINK!!"
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