Muffins for Mom - for really, really, pissed off Moms.

[msanborn]

Muffins for Mom was going on this morning at the kid's school. Jamieson had stayed over at Gramma's and she would take him in, and I would be taken Sarah. Get up; get ready - no worries. We get to the school at 7:35am find a parking spot on the back row and go in. We meet up with Jamie and Gramma and have some breakfast of pancakes and fruit and

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[ayoub]

I'd have called the police immediately, personally, and gotten them to bring a towing rig out without warning.

Seriously.

Over entitled people need to get beaten over the head with exactly what they're not entitled to.

[msanborn]

I really should have; honestly. Not even given courtesy to the school to announce to the parents that are idiots to move their stupid vehicles.

[shadis777]

Wow . . . just wow.

[msanborn]

I know, sometimes I go overboard. But damn.

[lisabella]

Those women? Are what 95% of the parents at my school are like. It's so fun working here.

[msanborn]

I'd have taken a few of them out with fists by now; I think. Seriously - can.not.stand people like that.

[rhonan]

Shit, you are one patient and tolerant lady. I'd have probably placed nails under their tires for when they eventually backed out, or done any number of nasty things to them.

[msanborn]

well see, if in the event I actually carried nails in my car with me - putting them under the tires of someone blocking me would cause them to block me further as they had to be towed because they couldn't drive.

THAT being said; however. I did have the notion to push the one car blocking me, square up against the back of the other car in front of it and trust me, had I known they were related - I would have.

Could I do that with the car not being in neutral? Perhaps. My husband and kids call me "Toolbox!" for a reason.

I like your icon :D

[rhonan]

No, you lean nails between the tire and the pavement so that it will penetrate the tire when they pull out. You'd be long gone before their tire went flat. Wood screws can work even better in some cases. Why don't you carry these things, for just such an emergency.

Now there I go again. Just because I'm a mad scientist bent on world domination so I can get revenge on all those jocks who treated me bad in High School, that doesn't mean I'm as petty and vindictive as this thread makes me appear.

[msanborn]

ah now; do you put them in the grooves of the tire then? and sometimes; there's nothing wrong with being petty and vindictive. Nothing wrong with it at all.

[jooolzrooolz]

You my friend are MADE of awesome. MADE OF AWESOME!!!!!! I hope those bitches had a "wonderful" day...lame.

[msanborn]

oh you know since they are sisters they've probably discussed my asstitude to all of their friends and family in joint chorus of "that stupid white bitch, tried to tell ME something". Which of course is funny because it makes them dwell on their own stupidity and self-righteousness even more so.

Karma - yes; here's hoping it bites them in the ass big time.