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Snagged from oh-so-many people.
Describe me in one word... just one single word.
- Leave your word in a comment before looking at what words others have used.
- Then copy and paste the meme to your journal to find out how people will describe you when limited to one word. -
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If you're flying at 50,000 feet and the left rear tire falls off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse and why?
( I wish I had thought of this ) -
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Have you had your Orgasms today?
http://www.drdicksexadvice.com/2008/10/15/orgasmsoh-baby-oh-baby/
I'll just go fold some towels... -
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Their Mistress Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
'Cause that's where she kept her toys
And when she got there
She took out two pair
Of nipple clamps for her boys. -
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I've Five Thingsed:
Five Times Aliens Didn't Make Them Do It
http://community.livejournal.com/sg1_five_things/129192.html?thread=2752936#t2752936
Five Times George and Walter bet $50 and who had to pay.
http://community.livejournal.com/sg1_five_things/127009.html?thread=2682145#t2682145 -
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Little Miss Muff
Is all in a huff
But why she's not willing to say.
She swallowed her pride
And let him inside
And that's why she's sitting that way. -
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Little Jack Horner
Stood in the corner
Displaying his bright red bum.
He'd pissed off is partner
By starting without her
And now he won't get to come. -
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5 Ways My Birthday Was Happy!
1. Chocolate cake with chocolate icing and chocolate ice cream.
2. Feelin' the love from family and friends.
3. Presents! Fic, knitting needles, yarn, books, and more!
4. My Mom and I had a blast learning to paint dogwood blossoms the One Stroke way.
5. I am now 42 - that makes *me* the answer to life, the universe, and ( Read more... ) -
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Happy Birthday Yragg!!
I wish you much health and happiness in the coming year!!!