im. sick.

gaaahh!!! stupidjackie, she gave it to mee >_<

i hope im better by friday, sara lawrence! then shopping con mishay on friday night? and then scotts house saturday

this weekends gonna be awesome, i just haveta get better before thennn

punky chips ahoy! oy oy oy! 

Vikkay's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I sense an impending doom between us - oh and by the way I want to break up"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

hahahaha thats so me

thanks mish!

all from
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eh mah gad!!!! SHE DID GEORGE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

george: 'I will never leave you, I will never hurt you, I will always love you'
and she takes off his shirt.

i wanna hear those lines, but i dont think my response would be to start taking off his clothes.... O_o

but haha he got laid! XD

but george's gonna get his ass kicked for it. oh well, hahahaha

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tomorrow afternoon/night (not sure which yet, lol): scott, me, samantha, josh. playing video games until whenever. yesyes!! mwaha, its gonna be fun, gonna bring my camera >:]

as for today, jackie's sick again, so im staying the hell away from her, and its frucking cold outside, 22 degrees, but the windchill makes it feel like 6? yeah i think thats ( Read more... )

A - Available?: yep
A - Age: 16
A - Annoyance: the sister

B - Best Friends?: yes! they know who they are
B - Bar: ew, i dont drink
B - Birthday?: dec 8

C - Celebrity Crush: eric szmanda <3
C - Cat: kittieeee

D - Dead Pets Name: jesse and bandit T_T
D - Dads Name: Ken

E - Easiest person to talk to: Liz, Mish, and Samantha
E - Eggs: scrambled with cheese
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LMAO ok last quote, i swear:

"The world of the medcal examiner is a strange one- a very strange world indeed. One day, the ME might perform an autopsy on an adolescent who has overdosed on OxyContin, and the next day extract a gourd from the rectum of a cross- dressing traveling salesman who has accidentally stranged himself while masturbating with ( Read more... )

lmao another quote from this book, they're in the autopsy room:

"How would you react at an autopsy seeing a cadaver, unclothed, lying in a pool of "death sweat" , with (and there is just no other way to say it) a fully erect penis? Follow that visual with these words from the medical examiner as he fumbled around the scrotum area: "Get a glove on ( Read more... )

ohmygod last night was so fun. Mish, Jordan Tom and I went to City Center (well, Jordan and Tom were late cause they got lost, haha) but when they got there, we walked around city center, then went to starbucks. TWITCH DIDNT GET FIRED!!! yesyesyes haha he's so cool. hm, maybe i should learn his real name.. haha ohhh welll.. so we went to hot topic ( Read more... )

lmaolmaolmao

reading this book, they're talking about bringing the students to a Body Farm (a place where dead bodies are studied to see how they decompose in different situations) yeah this isn't for the faint of heart:

"Later that year, another student tried to exhume a partially unearthed cadaver by pulling on its still fleshy calf. Two tugs into ( Read more... )