Managed to get all the bras off the guttering.

Told the neighbours a friend put them up as a joke. I don't think they believed me.

I hate you.

I only worked out what was wrong on the bus. I thought I just had the bra-strap twisted.

I'm at work, and the new temp keeps staring.

It's going to be a long day.

The bears were a nice touch. I must be a pretty deep sleeper for you to get them onto the alarm clock like that.

Like bread dough rising round string, if you must know.

ARE SUCH A GIT.

I HATE YOU.

THOUGH I CAN SEE WHY JOHN HAS YOU ABOUT.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN QUITE HAPPY WITHOUT THAT INFORMATION THOUGH.

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There's a small child who keeps buzzing my door and running away. I'm assuming it's a small child, anyway.

It's good to see they still do things that don't involve breaking shop windows.

If you need to get in, text me, I can't be bothered going to the door otherwise.

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Took all the garden ornaments except some of the flamingoes and the sheep (including the ones at John's) and did a midnight drop-off with Mike at the Oxfam. There's something weirdly amusing about sneaking up to a charity shop, leaving three bin-bags of lawn ornaments on the doorstep and then driving off like we were doing something wrong ( Read more... )

I caused a domino effect trying to get past the flamingoes to the kitchen, nice work ( Read more... )

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Specifically, blondes. Had a really good night with the mob, met the divine Miss Sarah (we must have coffee some time!) and generally had a great time. Tests prove that John has no soul, as he was neither moved nor delighted with the Disney movie ( Read more... )