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[msdisdain]

Random fic related hate of the day:

CAN WE PLEASE STOP CALLING HIM THE BOY WITH THE BREAD EVERY FIVE MINUTES. Especially in post-MJ fic.

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[sabaceanbabe]

But the bread is EVERYTHING! And he's such a perfect, sweet boy! Forever and ever, amen.

(Wouldn't want to have him grow up and be a man, now, would we? Or have any kind of life of his own? /sarcasm)

[msdisdain]

But if he never grows up, how does he become the sex god with the giant penis that fic would have us believe he turns into?

[sabaceanbabe]

Gives a whole new layer to the phrase "yeast infection."

O_O

Sorry!

*runs away*

[msdisdain]

UGH.

Also,

SNERK.

[msdisdain]

"SHE'S THE GIRL ON FIRE AND YOU'RE THE BOY WITH THE BREAD. REALLY GOT THE SHORT END THERE, HUH PEETA?"

(says Johanna.)

[deathmallow]

SAYS THE (GLORIOUS) BITCH WITH THE AXE

[deathmallow]

Anyhow. Yes. I totally agree with you. At least let him be the Boy With Amazingly Frosted Cakes, for fuck's sake. Kidding, kidding.

[angylinni]

makes me wanna squeeze his buns! :P