The Rift Revealed to Me
On the first day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
A weevil crouching ‘neath an oak tree.
On the second day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Two hungry Hoix and
A weevil crouching ‘neath an oak tree.
On the third day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Three Rift spikes
On the fourth day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Four talking cats
On the fifth day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Jack snogging Ianto
On the sixth day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Six plats of spag bol
On the seventh day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Seven Union Soldiers
On the eighth day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Eight pairs of handcuffs
On the ninth day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Nine meat feast pizzas
On the tenth day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Ten Judoon warriors
On the eleventh day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Eleven cups of coffee
On the twelfth day of Torchwood, the Rift revealed to me
Twelve alien spaceships.