Four months after being left, I have found myself in a new relationship. This is par for the course with me, as I A. get bored by myself and B. like sex
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Oh come on. Life would be so much more fun if I got married immediately again. I mean, it couldn't be much crappier. My view of what is crappy, has already had the bar set so high that from now on even splinters will feel like heavens kisses on my skin
Outside of the divorce I thought your life had been picking up. You finally have a job that pays more than minimum wage, and you have a boyfriend who isn't some complete psychodouchebag. At least you aren't at that point where you're saying, "Doug, I think we should start dating." Then you'll need an intervention. BTW, if I ever get around to building my fence I'll give you a call since you look forward to splinters.
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As for you girlfriend, don't rush into marriage a third time.
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At least you aren't at that point where you're saying, "Doug, I think we should start dating." Then you'll need an intervention.
BTW, if I ever get around to building my fence I'll give you a call since you look forward to splinters.
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