They were going to charge us $300 to put some pictures on a DVD. Of course, I can do this better than they can, so I have a full night of scanning ahead of me. They're also charging us $45 just to stick the DVD in their player. I got into the wrong business! I bet they have an ugliness surcharge, where they charge uglier dead people more to be ( Read more... )

I is here! After a two hour delay because of tornados in Texas, I is here.

To the tune of "So Alive" by Love and RocketsI don't know what color your eyes are, baby ( Read more... )

WOOOOO!!! No Palin or grizzled old bastard! You have to go back to hiding now, furry Alaskan wildlife.


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...until I'm in Seattle. Oh yes! SCORE!

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I talked awhile back at being at peace with my exes, especially Clint, my first love. I'd been (or thought I had been) trying to reconstruct a bridge of friendship with the guy, but as you all know, some friendships can't be saved. When Clint found out I'd gotten remarried, he went insane. I'd love to post one of the myspace messages I got, but I' ( Read more... )

After work, I went to Wal-Mart to go grocery shopping. Usually I shop at Aldi's, but I needed too much random crap to make a trip there. I always tell myself, "never again", then I end up going back because it is way too convenient. Never mind the mental anguish or the lesson on social dynamics gone wrong, I always get sucked right back into the ( Read more... )

This was just outside of Newton this morning...


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The boys got a new toy today; a super-scary robot cat shitterbox! AHHH the humanity, srsly! $80 for a machine for my cats to take a crap in. It's well worth it for me not to have to change the thing by hand; I can't do it. I've vomited every time. At first the derranged duo was pretty horrified by the mechanical rake, but I think they've started to ( Read more... )