I think I'm starting to hallucinate, to save myself from the next chapter...

[msfledermaus]

In my newest installment of my review of Fifty Shades of Urk, Creeper Grey gives a pretty red car to his lady love, Miss Flubsy. But even when giving an awesome present, Creeper can't help but be a total and complete dick about it. He's all, 'Your car is horrible and unsafe. I'm giving you a new one so you don't die or something, and I don't care

Comments

[roadskoller]

You almost....almost make me want to finish that crappy book.
I've got nothing.
I've been rereading Bored Of The Rings, by The Harvard Lampoon.
It makes me laugh, every time I read it.

[msfledermaus]

I love that book. I remember reading it when I was about 8 or so, and not understanding very much...but I was hooked! Then I picked up a copy as an adult and laughed so hard I spit-taked coffee all over my table...good stuff!