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Riiiiiiight...
The corpse at the library tried to charge me a $20(!) fine for some DVD's. That'd be great, and I'd be willing to pay that except....
-I have never checked DVD's out from the library in the first place ( Read more... ) -
OMGZLOL!
I just paid off my car. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! -
Consensus says.....
Winter in Kansas is definitely not my favorite ( Read more... ) -
Today can....
Eat it.
Srsly.
Love,
Crankenstein -
Chuck Norris sucks. That's right, I said it.....
Dear Chuck Norris,
While your Total Gym commercials may show your "amazing" abs, buns, and thighs....I can hardly see past your blingin' dentures. Soak them puppies in some coffee! Jeebus man!
Love,
Me
P.S. I think Bear Grylls from Man Vs. Wild fame really knocked your teeth out with his mad survival skills. And then ate them. -
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Happy New Year! -
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Tagged by expired13a. list seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself ( Read more... ) -
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IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!
Yayayyaya!!!!
So yeah, my stupid ass waits all week to go to the thrift store...like I couldn't have done this when it was 50 some degrees the other day. I found a lot of good shit including a Homestar runner beanie (which I've wanted forever). Yay!
P.S. I almost ran into the Wonderbread truck on my way to Subway. =p -
General ramblings...
I always think of best things after I give my Mom my xmas list. Damn son, I should've told her to get me Netflix and at least a few more months of paid LJ time. Ah, such is life ( Read more... ) -
Geekin' out and the gym.
I just finished Memoirs of a Geisha. If you haven't read it, you should. I really want to see the movie now, if for nothing else than to get a better picture of the characters. Now I'm headed to the gym. It's going to be rough, seeing as how I haven't done a decent workout since like April. Hah ( Read more... )