Comments | msjen: And some math...

msjen

And some math...

Apr 14, 2009 22:35

Remember that child from hell in my first class? The one who got suspended three times in the first grade, stabbed another kid with a pencil, pulled over an easel in the middle of class, and initiated me into my illustrious career of ducking chairs?

Yeah, he's old enough to DRIVE now.

You're welcome.

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Comments 13

jetspeaks April 15 2009, 05:41:31 UTC

We are so damn old...

tjcrowley April 15 2009, 05:43:25 UTC

Just wait until we're in nursing homes and his kind are running the world.

fightingwords April 15 2009, 06:33:41 UTC

Welp, I'm going to break out in a verse of the Doom Song now.

msjen April 15 2009, 07:42:05 UTC

Doom, de doom de doom doom doom doom!

Yeah.

ammonoid April 15 2009, 07:30:22 UTC

Wait, how do you get suspended in the first grade?

I thought first graders were supposed to wet themselves and eat paste.

msjen April 15 2009, 07:41:22 UTC

By inflicting damage on someone with a pencil.

http://msjen.livejournal.com/104206.html

ammonoid April 15 2009, 07:42:47 UTC

Wow. Is that the one who would hide under the table and not come out?

msjen April 15 2009, 15:48:54 UTC

One of the many. I had four kids that year that liked to do that. Also he was a runner - bolted out of the classroom a lot.

File under: things I do not miss.

rxw April 15 2009, 13:47:47 UTC

he hit puberty first, though

msjen April 16 2009, 03:45:30 UTC

THANKS.