Yes, I Am Shamelessly Begging for Prezzies

[msliz4857]

Hello, all my dear f-listers! It seems that my birthday is next Monday, and so here I am shamelessly suggesting that I'd love to get some prezzies! In particular, I'd love Fry/Laurie RPS or any of their characterizations; my faves are Jeeves/Wooster, Tony/Control, and George/Melchet, but I'll enjoy *anything* you'd choose to create for me! Oh, and

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[zekkass]

Ooooh. A great excuse to write more Boffle fic! Happy Birthday ahead of time. ^_^

I'm going to guess fifty. *crosses fingers*

I would marry Jeeves, Fuck Control, and Kill Stephen. I'm afraid the choice was hard, but it had to be done. Jeeves would solve all my problems, Control would be adorable in bed, and, sadly, Stephen is left out.

I'll give you Friederich Von Stoltz, Neddy Muldoon, and Mr. Dalliard's Assistant. ^_^

[msliz4857]

Since you're the first one to guess, I won't say if you're right or not. I'll wait until next Monday to do the "big reveal." :D

Oh noes! You've killed off Stephen!!! *sobs endlessly* Don't worry, I won't tell you said so.

Hmmm... let's see... this is actually rather easy. I'd kill Neddy (he makes me crazy, and not in a good way), fuck the assistant (I couldn't handle being married to him!), and marry Freidiekins (we'd make arrangements to see a good plastic surgeon, and then I'd have someone who looked just like Hugh sitting across the table from me for every meal. Yum.)

Next round for you... how about Napoleon Dynamite, Capt. Jack Sparrow, and Peter Parker (no, I have no idea where that trio came from, so don't ask. :D).

[zekkass]

Oh, alright..*waits*

I expect he's like a cat - has nine lives. He escaped me, no worries.

*hugs Neddy* Someday I'm going to get it so he doesn't die all the time in these games.

I'd marry Peter Parker (he'd be a good lad, despite the evil villians dropping by for dinner) shag Jack (can't live with him, can't kill him) and kill Napoleon Dynamite. (Who's he? I don't know him.)

And for you...Bertie, Bingo, Pongo.

[msliz4857]

Hee! Yayyyyy for Stephen escaping!!!

Awww, sorry about Neddy, but there's just no way I'd ever do anything but kill him in this game. Poor thing!

Hee! Excellent logic to kill off the character you don't know. :D Napoleon is the main character from a movie I find totally hilarious: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/

Hmmm... I'd marry Bertie (only after figuring out an elaborate plot to ensure that Jeeves didn't leave). I think Bingo and Pongo are faily interchangeable (hee!), so I'm not sure it matters who I pick for what. That said, I'd fuck Bingo (he's kinda cute after all!) and kill Pongo (I can't say that I know anything about him really).

This time... Turk, JD, Eliot (and if you don't watch Scrubs, those choices will mean nothing and I'll give you new ones). :D

[skyblue_reverie]

Hi love! You're getting at least one fic from me, but then you already knew that. I won't tell you what, though. Itz a saprize! :D And I know what milestone it is, so I won't guess, but I will tell you you don't look anywhere *near* that age. MWAH.

Hee, yay for MFK! It was quite fun. Let's seee, I'd definitely marry Stephen - he'd be endlessly fun and entertaining to be around, and I'd let him sleep with his darling Hugh all he wanted; I'd fuck Jeeves because rrrrrrowr, that man is hotness; unfortunately, that means killing Control, but he'd probably escape my poor attempts to do so, because he's a SUPER-SPY! :D

Okay, back to you with Mary Kate Danaher (The Quiet Man), Lee Holloway (Secretary), and Charlotte (Lost in Translation).

♥ ♥ ♥

[msliz4857]

Yayyy for "at least" one fic! :D You know that I already can't *wait* to read it! I always find your writing so enlightening, my dear.

And thanks for saying that I don't look near my age. It helps to be turning 25 when you had your 20-year-old son when you were only 5. *snerk* Oh, wait, that was gross. *shrugs*

hahahhahahah! You're right, Control would escape any poor attempts at assassination, not only because he's a SUPER-SPY, but also because Tony would be right there helping. And I'm with you marrying Stephen, as I have no doubt the conversations would be amazing and the visuals (even if I had to drill a peep hole somewhere) would be equally incredible.

ZOMG, I *love* your trio choice! So lemme see... I'll have to fuck Mary Kate (man, she'd have to dynamite in the sack, RWAOR!!!), marry Charlotte (she's so sweet, and we'd have lots of fun experiences), and kill Lee (only because that's all that's left. I first chose fucking her, but I didn't want to kill Mary Kate .)

♥ ♥ ♥

[derien]

Ah, I'd heard this game called "Shoot, shag or marry."

Shag Stephen (it'd be fun), marry Control (he's sweet, one could live with him), shoot Jeeves (because you can't trust him).

Do we give you one back?

[msliz4857]

Awwww, poor Jeeves! :(

[derien]

Mnhm, I forgot to guess your age. I think... 42. Why not, it's a good number. ;)

Okay, your Shoot, Shag or Mary is...

Captain Jack Harkness
George St. Whateverhisnamewas
Gussie Fink-Nottle

[msliz4857]

Hee! 42 is the BEST number! :D

I'd marry George because he's sweet and adorable and looks *exactly* like Hugh Laurie, shag Capt Jack (but only with *lots* of protection. My guess is he'd be dynamite in the sack but heaven only knows where he's been!), and kill Gussie (not the newts, though, just Gussie).

OK, for you? Bertie, Hugh Laurie, House

[msliz4857]

You were close... I'm 50 today! :D

[silsbee329]

Hmmm... *puts on birthday-fic writing cap*

I'm guessing 50 as well, for a particular reason... ;)

Now onto the meat of the post!!

I'd marry Stephen for the good times we'd have, fuck Jeeves 'cuz he's tasty as all heck, and that leaves Control being killed. Oh, well.

For you: Wilson, Cuddy, Chase (only cuz I'm high on allergy pills and can't think of anything sensible)

[msliz4857]

You'll have to tell the particular reason when I do the big reveal next Monday. There are a couple reasons I can think of, so I'll be curious to know yours. :D

Hee! I love your reasoning on who to FMK. I think you've hit my choices right on the head.

Hmmm... I think I'd kill Chase (I just don't care that much about him), fuck Cuddy (what? I mean, look at that bod!), and marry Wilson (I'd let him fuck House all he wanted, and it would be wonderful waking up every day looking at that gorgeous face).

Next round: Clark Gable, Jimmy Stewart, Cary Grant (well, yeah, pretend they're all still alive ).

[msliz4857]

Yep, you're guess is right... I'm 50 today! So... what was your particular reason?

[silsbee329]

*hands you a birthday cupcake*

I figured that you were 48 when you made your journal, and were born in '57 (from your username!!). I tried doing the math now, and I don't know if I did it right, but that's what I thought, anyway! ;p