I just can't say no
Gots it from devikat.
Meme: Go to urbandictionary.com and type your answers to the following into the search bar.
Name: Sarah
1. Sarah
The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!
The translation of "Sarah" is "princess"
2. sarah
The correct spelling of the name sara.
What is your name?
Sarah
Me too! But how do you spell it?
3. sarah
a sexy little creauture!
that sarah is a babee!
The second one is SO accurate. Don't be giving me any of this Sara nonsense.
The third one is also accurate, but very poorly spelled. :?
Also, lolz to the entry for Sarah being tagged with "penis".
Age: 24
1. 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.
by BigCow Mar 24, 2004 share this add comment
2. 24
What's so good about 24?
1) It's one of the greatest television shows. EVER.
2) It's also known as "The Jack Bauer Power Hour".
3) The show isn't afraid to kill off main characters.
4) Elisha Cuthbert.
5) It has insane plot twists.
6) It never gets boring.
"I need a hacksaw".
I do need a hacksaw! I believe it's the present for your 24th birthday, in much the same way paper is the gift for a first wedding anniversary.
I kind of wish I was 23, though, as the entry is far superior.
One of your friends: Tabatha
2. tabatha
Ta`-bath-a Meaning to bathe. People with this name are known for their obsession with cleaning. They often have bangin' hot bods, and are quite aware of it. They make the best sammiches in the world. They're busy, creative, artistic, spiritual and childish at times. Not very honest or forthright by nature.
Guy: Hey Tabatha would you like to go out on a date tomorrow?
Tabatha: Sure I'd love to
Guy: Awesome!
Tabatha: Yep great!
THE NEXT DAY
Guy: So you ready?
Tabatha: Sorry I can't go my boyfriend is being a real jerk!
This made me laugh so hard. My friend Tabatha is not obsessed with cleaning, once said of her cooking that ever her sandwiches were sad, and is so forthright and honest it makes your head spin. Very kick ass. BUT! She is insanely busy, creative, etc.
Hometown: Livingston
The page is just a long spiel against Livingston, NJ, apparently all written by angsty high schoolers.
So here's a thing about the mayor of London, which has less antisemitism:
1. livingstone
small little man who is intent on being a pain in the arse (Napoleon Syndrome)
ken livingstone mayor of london
Month of your Birthday: August
1. August
The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!
2. august
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!
3. August
That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!
Last person you talked to: Barbara (that'd be my mom, folks)
1. Barbara
Noun. Beautiful lady. Voluptuous. A mysterious, strange woman.
Adjective. Perfection. Beauty. Strange.
She's defintely a Barbara. I've never seen anything like her.
The other definitions involved strippers, so I shall not associate them with my mother.
Favorite color: teal
1. teal 42 up, 20 down love ithate it
Adj. A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.
"The teal fanny pack matched his David Akers jersey and '89 2-door sedan."
Yes. Very accurate.
Last thing you ate: lasagna
1. Lasagna
One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat.
Garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool
2. lasagna
Either
1. God, in edible form, or
2. the food of the gods.
Lasagna is the best food on this earth.
3. Lasagna
The slang description of a yeast infection.
I was gonna eat her out, but I think she had a wicked case of Lasagna
Thing I should be doing: sleeping
1. Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
2. sleeping
a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
i was sleeping when i heard a large crash
3. sleeping
Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.
Alan: "Yo man, pass the L. You're sleeping on it."
In conclusion, Urban Dictionary is not the place for me, as I believe it to be mostly updated by antisemites.
Meme: Go to urbandictionary.com and type your answers to the following into the search bar.
Name: Sarah
1. Sarah
The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!
The translation of "Sarah" is "princess"
2. sarah
The correct spelling of the name sara.
What is your name?
Sarah
Me too! But how do you spell it?
3. sarah
a sexy little creauture!
that sarah is a babee!
The second one is SO accurate. Don't be giving me any of this Sara nonsense.
The third one is also accurate, but very poorly spelled. :?
Also, lolz to the entry for Sarah being tagged with "penis".
Age: 24
1. 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.
by BigCow Mar 24, 2004 share this add comment
2. 24
What's so good about 24?
1) It's one of the greatest television shows. EVER.
2) It's also known as "The Jack Bauer Power Hour".
3) The show isn't afraid to kill off main characters.
4) Elisha Cuthbert.
5) It has insane plot twists.
6) It never gets boring.
"I need a hacksaw".
I do need a hacksaw! I believe it's the present for your 24th birthday, in much the same way paper is the gift for a first wedding anniversary.
I kind of wish I was 23, though, as the entry is far superior.
One of your friends: Tabatha
2. tabatha
Ta`-bath-a Meaning to bathe. People with this name are known for their obsession with cleaning. They often have bangin' hot bods, and are quite aware of it. They make the best sammiches in the world. They're busy, creative, artistic, spiritual and childish at times. Not very honest or forthright by nature.
Guy: Hey Tabatha would you like to go out on a date tomorrow?
Tabatha: Sure I'd love to
Guy: Awesome!
Tabatha: Yep great!
THE NEXT DAY
Guy: So you ready?
Tabatha: Sorry I can't go my boyfriend is being a real jerk!
This made me laugh so hard. My friend Tabatha is not obsessed with cleaning, once said of her cooking that ever her sandwiches were sad, and is so forthright and honest it makes your head spin. Very kick ass. BUT! She is insanely busy, creative, etc.
Hometown: Livingston
The page is just a long spiel against Livingston, NJ, apparently all written by angsty high schoolers.
So here's a thing about the mayor of London, which has less antisemitism:
1. livingstone
small little man who is intent on being a pain in the arse (Napoleon Syndrome)
ken livingstone mayor of london
Month of your Birthday: August
1. August
The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!
2. august
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!
3. August
That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!
Last person you talked to: Barbara (that'd be my mom, folks)
1. Barbara
Noun. Beautiful lady. Voluptuous. A mysterious, strange woman.
Adjective. Perfection. Beauty. Strange.
She's defintely a Barbara. I've never seen anything like her.
The other definitions involved strippers, so I shall not associate them with my mother.
Favorite color: teal
1. teal 42 up, 20 down love ithate it
Adj. A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.
"The teal fanny pack matched his David Akers jersey and '89 2-door sedan."
Yes. Very accurate.
Last thing you ate: lasagna
1. Lasagna
One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat.
Garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool
2. lasagna
Either
1. God, in edible form, or
2. the food of the gods.
Lasagna is the best food on this earth.
3. Lasagna
The slang description of a yeast infection.
I was gonna eat her out, but I think she had a wicked case of Lasagna
Thing I should be doing: sleeping
1. Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
2. sleeping
a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
i was sleeping when i heard a large crash
3. sleeping
Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.
Alan: "Yo man, pass the L. You're sleeping on it."
In conclusion, Urban Dictionary is not the place for me, as I believe it to be mostly updated by antisemites.