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http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2008/10/20/girl_kicker.html

Controversy follows girl football kicker

( Bible verses used against girl kicker )

I am so relieved to read this letter to the editor of the NY Times, after a bunch of idiotic letters ranting that Obama is a socialist:

To the Editor:Fair taxation isn’t about “redistributing the wealth” - it’s about giving back to the great country that gave you the opportunity to benefit so greatly ( Read more... )

Um. I think I may have gone overboard. I just came home from Goodwill with what looks like at least 7 pairs of "new" jeans. I am not sure how this happened. I'm really not a shopaholic, though I had been getting increasingly desperate at my poorly-fitted-clothing situation. Maybe I need shopahol treatment.

This is probably not news to anyone, but Candace Bushnell (responsible for Sex and the City) is the biggest idiot I have heard in a long time. Worse than Sarah Palin. I'm listening to an hour-long call-in show with her on WBUR for some reason. She's incredibly self-important and has an awful voice. That is all.

I started reading The Yiddish Policemen's Union. The writing style is too herky-jerky for me. Is it so awesome that I really should get over it and keep reading, or can I just stop now?

How classy is this? Because my tomato plants have contracted a fungus, I have to pull them all out, replace the soil, and put them in separate containers so they don't contaminate each other. What containers do I have available? Empty cat litter pails. Scoop Away Fresh Organic Tomatoes. Yum yum.

I wonder if there is any way to hire a home organization consultant for less than $Exorbitant. My house is out of control and I don't know what to do short of throwing away all our possessions.

Geez. I just read some web forum hosted by the BBC that was all about the chemical reactions that result from ammonia + bleach--you know, chlorine gas. And what exactly it does to you. And now I want to get rid of all cleaning products in the house except for baking soda, borax, vinegar, and water. Yikes. It's terrifying to think of what all I have ( Read more... )

Dental care for injuries resulting from participation in a riot are specifically excluded from my dental plan's coverage.

Note to self: no rioting.