I'm sleepy and hungry and stressed andv unshowered and there's still five hours until I can do anything about it.
I hate finals week.

I am 73% Asshole/Bitch.

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Sex Goddess of the Western Hemisphere
Maggie Estep
I am THE SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE
so don’t mess with me,
I’ve got a big bag full of SEX TOYS
and you can’t have any
‘cause they’re all mine
‘cause I’m
the SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE

“Hey”
you may say to yourself
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