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[msparker]

How nice! My girlfriend gave me a sinus infection! I went to the doctor today and he prescribed insane amounts of antibiotics (4000 (thousand) mg of Augmentin XR!!!) and a nasal spray plus zyrtec which my insurance won't pay for so I didn't get it. So yeah, I feel like shit

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[guttermuffin]

I'm sorry you're sick. :( Try to think happy long weekend thoughts.

And that's my comment. :)

[msparker]

Thanks! I'm sorta glad I'm sick. It reminds me that I'm alive. Work sucks the soul.

[tenchimuyo999]

What's going on in Buffalo?

[msparker]

Shitzstock. Check it out
http://shitzstock.com

[orangeale]

you make me touch myself. At night. Alone in my room.

sorry to hear the pre birthday lioness is feeling like shit.

take care,
a

[msparker]

heeeheeee!!! Happy belated to you and Beth...I can't remember if I wished you that although I thought it. I liked your post about the fighting women. Miss ya.

[yourfriendgoo]

Don't cry, we love you (yes, I speak for all of LiveJournal). It's your sinus infection we don't like.

When you read "sinus" really fast, it looks like "anus". Err, or not.

[msparker]

If I knew you in real life I would so make you be my best friend. So I guess maybe I have acute bacterial anusitis.

I like to do this stupid thing with my god son where I say "Hey Austin, what'd you do with all them cars you used to have?"

To which he replies as loudly as possible "Wrecked 'em!"

Is it sick that I think it's funny to trick a five year old into saying rectum just to watch his mother cringe?

But it's FUN!!!

[yourfriendgoo]

Shiiiet, I want some best friend status. Come down to Texas and we'll drink Budweiser, because uhh... that's what Texans do. or something.

Is it sick that I find tricking a five year old into saying rectum absolutely adorable? Of course not.
Is it absolutely amazing how I always manage to answer my own questions? Why yes.

[skeletonking]

dee's 82 year old mom calls the new pipe on the roof that goes with the new fireplace

ROCKET TO URANUS

it's so funny. every time.

cuz she's senile a bit but she totally knows what she's saying.

my childhood was wasted on being too aware of what was right or wrong to say so if i have to be old, that's a point to look forward to.

only someone over eighty or under six can be forgiven for yelling FUCKER at a cookie jar in K-Mart!

[soulofagypsy]

have fun camping. i wanna go camping!

i miss you. you must send me your address so i can come pester you in the mornings before i have to go to work.

love love love.

feel better.

[msparker]

This will be my first ever out of state camping excursion. In my very own pre-birthday tent that my mom got me just for this occasion.

the only really bad thing is that I really like to crap in the toilet better than anywhere else.

I'll email you specific driving directions to my apartment. We gotta see more of each other.

[msparker]

This will be my first ever out of state camping excursion. In my very own pre-birthday tent that my mom got me just for this occasion.

the only really bad thing is that I really like to crap in the toilet better than anywhere else.

I'll email you specific driving directions to my apartment. We gotta see more of each other.