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[msparker]

I am getting a cool present for christmas. I know I'm not supposed to know but I do. It's this book of crime scene photos...scrapbook of a homicide detective. I can't look at it yet though cause it's wrapped in celophane. I wanted to avoid mispelling that by using the word plastic but fuck it. I can't wait to look at it. I'm sort of obsessing

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[indigoranger]

damn noisy neighbors with noisy dryers! i'm glad that you're feeling better. now that i am closer, maybe one day we'll be able to meet in real life. know any cute, single, drama-free dykes? ;)

[ladylara]

Woah! What is this book!? I want it! Thats amazing. Ive been really into crime scene DNA and stuff lately, i feel like such a nerd :/ But haha, i love the line like hips in a nursing home. Sounds like my neighbors. They drive up in their ghetto cruisers and park in my driveway playing music. Don't get me wrong, i love my booty music, but not blasting at 5am.

yay for cluttering comment space

[yourfriendgoo]

Oh lord, the old woman hand. I'm trying to remember why it is that sounds familiar. I know it ties back to a comment. My brain hates me.Did I ask you how you manage to wipe your ass with a bad hand? It's that what it is? If not, well then I'm glad I know.

I'm not even sure if you're talking to me. Maybe there's another Goo.

My brother's a mortician and has all sorts of yummy gross books and stories. You'd be friends.

Stye Update: I popped it, and white puss came oozing out. It was thick,white and looked like a maggot that had been burrowing in my lower eyelid. I was going to take a picture, but I was showering so it all washed away :(

[stevoartist]

Noisy neighbours, yuck