Updates on it all...

[msparker16]

Well it has been what I would consider to be too long, since I have typed words for this Lazy Woman’s Memoir. But oh so much has been going on, and this crazy thing called life gets in the way of my desire to sit at the computer and put words to page, or screen. So what better time to update y’all on my daily happenings than now, while I’m sitting

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[bookishlady]

wow, you've been quite busy my friend!

perhaps the ONLY good thing about being maid of honor for an OCD, no-sex-before-marriage bride was the total no-brainer of NOT having to organize any kind of bachelorette party. it was all about the briday shower for her.

plus, i can't imagine her adorning herself with plastic penises, let alone even saying the word "penis."

[bookishlady]

p.s. best of luck with the job choices. hopefully something will happen to make it clear which path you should choose. i have every confidence you would be great in either capacity.

[beauty_bandit]

The last line for me was the best one...

"I gave her a sarcastic, “Oh good,” to which she replied, “Oh it’s the highlight of my day too.” And on went the sink and I did what I could."

okay, and by the way, you're such a lesbian...you described the judge down to her heels. too funny.

sounds like you've had quite the eventful time recently.