I don't normally do this, but somebody go listen to Ben Folds - Fred Jones Pt 2. It's one of the only songs I've heard that gets me choked up.

We're* moving to North Carolina in 2 years.

Why?

Because our new neighbors are black.

* When I say 'we're', I really mean 'just my parents because I'm going to do everything in my power to latch off from them'

Edit: Okay, the moving part and the racism part on my mom's side is debatable.

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ATTENTION LIVEJOURNAL:

Apparently, I've been told by my superiors that I'm of a lower class, and due to my lack of both reason and intelligence, I'm meant to be abused for the amusement of my lords!

PLEASE MAKE NOTE OF THIS.

THIS NOTE IS NOT WITTY, AND IS VERY EXPECTABLE.

Sincerely,
Mitch

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