I like your old stuff better than your new stuff

[msshan]

Me: “and now I feel sad and lonely.”

Dad: “Perhaps you could try rope splicing. That always cheers me right up”

I’ve always had masochistic tendencies but there’s something about spending my holiday being told that I am: annoying, too polite, selfish, ridiculous, rude, pushy, crazy, hyperactive, creepy, hypocritical, dressing like a whore, boring

Comments

[the_middle_man]

Could be worse. You could have spent it being told to fuck off.

xo!