I wrote a heartfelt essay on how ice skating lessons would help me balance my life and work! and how I'd always wanted to be able to ice skate on a frozen pond. TA DA! Lessons.
I can sort of make it around the rink. There are all these people who are really GOOD at it though who play redrover sometimes in the middle of the rink and I want to play, dammit. They're so graceful and fast! and I am so slow and likely to end up on my bottom!
I wrote a heartfelt letter on how they needed to change me to a different department or I would JUST DIE and they actually did it! I am nervous because I go back in on monday after 2 weeks off to find out about all the changes which have taken place in my absence.
Usually I skate fast and still fall down a lot. Except on a frozen lake, where I skate slowly and cautiously and feel like I am about to have a dozen heart attacks a minute because SERIOUSLY IT IS UNNATURAL AND MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO TREAD UPON WATER, WHAT IF IT CRACKS AND I FALL IN!??!?
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I can sort of make it around the rink. There are all these people who are really GOOD at it though who play redrover sometimes in the middle of the rink and I want to play, dammit. They're so graceful and fast! and I am so slow and likely to end up on my bottom!
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I wrote a heartfelt letter on how they needed to change me to a different department or I would JUST DIE and they actually did it! I am nervous because I go back in on monday after 2 weeks off to find out about all the changes which have taken place in my absence.
Usually I skate fast and still fall down a lot. Except on a frozen lake, where I skate slowly and cautiously and feel like I am about to have a dozen heart attacks a minute because SERIOUSLY IT IS UNNATURAL AND MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO TREAD UPON WATER, WHAT IF IT CRACKS AND I FALL IN!??!?
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