Things my mother told me

[msshan]

If you drink cordial it will give you cancer (forcing my sister and I to drink a table spoon of cod liver oil every morning was apparently to prevent us getting cancer although we over threw that many years ago and have remained strangely cancer free)

If you wear a tampon you won't be a virgin (she was worried paranoid about toxic shock and

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[dac]

You have a gay uncle??
I'm gay!!