I was reading a Hat Full of Sky (Terry Pratchett), and I thought people might enjoy these quotes. And possibly convince them to read Discworld. They aren't as good as some of his others, but they had me laughing my head off ( Read more... )

"Wait, does 'eloped' mean 'slept together' or 'had sex'?"
I love my brother sometimes.

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it ( Read more... )

One of the reasons I love my dad:
I was asking him what he thought about Batman Begins, and he said something along the lines of:
"I actually like it. The fights were bad, and the story made no sense."
"So why did you like it?"
"It had ninja!"

Note: Misreading "ancient greeks" as "ancient geeks" leads to much confusion.

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Well, I really wanted to see Wicked again, and I wanted my siblings to see it. So my mom promised me she'd take us to San Fran and we'd spend a three day weekend there a see it. But now we can't because the drive is too long, my mom has work, etc., etc. So she went to eBay and the cheapest tickets we could find were at a 120$ and they were the ( Read more... )

Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart

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I'm thinking about making a Monty Python shirt (since Sam already has all the cool ones). But I need the airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow... :P. I looked online and got the result of 11 m/s. Anyone else got any other velocities ( Read more... )

Anarchy because I'd be too lazy to run a government, and the national religion would be Judiasm because, hey, just imagine a bunch of anarchists running around wearing funny hats and having funny curls...
Heheheh, I got some funny results. They makes me laugh.