I thought some of you ladies might enjoy these
QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES
QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES
Inside every older lady is a younger lady
-- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like
an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs
with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed
until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother"! is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality,
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together
and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time
-- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example
-- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird-
When I was young,
I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.
And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb
-- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful,
men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum
'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country..
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.
If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria
Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man,
I keep his house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.