THE LOOOOooooooOOOOoooooNGEST UPDATE EVER!

[mszvalentine]

HECTOR'S THE BIGGEST DORK THAT'S EVER LIVED AND MY MOM'S CRAZY... READ!!! i promise it'll be well worth your time, ok, probably not... but you WILL LOVE THIS and be handsomely rewarded for reading the WHOLE thing... and if you don't thoroughly enjoy yourself, i'll reimburse you in jelly beans... (note to self: buy LOTS of jelly beans)

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[1554]

good luck finding a job!
and good luck moving :)

and ps- damn those dumb girls! dumb girly-friends and dumb girls at the HORR!
i can deal with the stripes and the tapered pants and MAYBE the flats, but the aviator sunglasses at 3am? fuck that!

[mszvalentine]

wow... i didn't think anyone was going to read the whole thing... i didn't even realize how much i had typed until i posted it...
anywho... girls are dumb, plain and simple... every once in a while i find one that i don't want to kick but those are few and far between... so thank you for being a "cool girl"!
see you around!

[suicideallstars]

Hey. We should meet up sometime. And like.... cuddle.