Nov 17, 2005 18:33
Chris is failing to understand the significance of HP4 coming out tomorrow. He seems to think I have the will power to wait a week to see it. To reiterate the obvious, I don't.
I.MUST.GO.
Forget self-control.
I.MUST.GO.
Help me out here. What can I say that will make him take me?
Leave a comment
Comments 3
Reply
Reply
Step 1: Clench your fists at your sides.
Step 2: Take a deep breath.
Step 3: Clamp your mouth shut, keeping your checks puffed out with the breath you took in Step 2.
Step 4*: Do not inhale or exhale, but rather remain in this position until your face turns blue or your tormenter relents.
*For added emphasis, we also suggest stomping your foot or jumping up and down.
Reply
Leave a comment