Ok im a wierd person I admit it(and damn proud of it)I think ALOT and have a VERY vivid imagination.So the other day im thinking and this pops into my head,it occurs to me that the perfect weapon to kill someone with is a frozen turkey...seriously just think about it you could beat them to death with it then cookit and eat it no evidence ( Read more... )

question of the day.

How can life suck so much when you dont even have one,and not having a life is the whole reason for life sucking?

Ok lets take a look at things

-no life

-no friends

-no girlfriend

-no job

yep that pretty much sums up my non-life.

I was hoping to write in here that John Kerry had won the election,but i can't.I am now mourning the death of america as we know it and am wearing all black to symbolize the dark times ahead.I've lost all faith in the american public to pick their leader,for all those who voted for bush I hope your happy with the decission you made.You thought the ( Read more... )

Well I got an email from my sister yesterday which is cool because i havnt heard from her or seen her in a while(for those of you who dont know she's going to JobCorps in manhatten)she might be coming home for a visit this weekend or next ( Read more... )

What the hell is wrong with the people running my city?Just heard on the news today that the city is asking for a 1.5 million dollar grant and what are they planning on doing with this money?They want to build a giant fucking bufflo thats right A 26-foot-tall, arched steel sculpture featuring a running buffalo would greet drivers entering Topeka on ( Read more... )

Well it's been a while since i've taken any quizes so I thought what the hell
here we go.(check out my comments beneath each result)


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The people at walmart are freaking retarded.Today i went to walmart(to raise hell and cause general chaos)well i was standing in line at the mcdonalds there and this retarded door greeter was making bird noises and a woman in line turned around and yelled "for goodness sakes would you cut it out this is not the freaking looney farm!"well as ( Read more... )

Well the fall season is apon us It seems the transition from summer to fall happend very quickly one day it was hot and the next it was cooling down.I usually hate when summer ends because i love the warm weather,but for some reason i've been looking forward to the fall and winter seasons.The weather has really started to change around here almost ( Read more... )

Well im bored as hell right know and i have nothing better to do that lurk on the message boards and chat with myself on AIM but for some reason no one seems to be online at 3:00 o'clock in the morning it puzzles me to no end maybe ill go to bed when im done updating.In other news i go oct.11 to take my ged pre-test and see how well im going to do ( Read more... )

This was inspired after listening to a few songs by my favorite band Thrice I have no idea whay it's supposed to be just something that popped in my head ( Read more... )