Survey
I wonder how many people will actually read all of these. I'm sure my answers will get funnier and more sarcastic at the end.
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
Nope.
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Shawna - 4-ish months
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
A card from Jamie.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
All the time. Once in a toilet.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
2 months ago. Seriously.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Gas, rent, gas, bills, gas
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Tuna Sandwich
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
The way she dresses. Gotta have a sense of style. T-shirt and jeans is ok, but it's got to be worn right.
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" - Kelly Clarkson
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Stevens Point, WI; Houghton, MI; Hamtramck, MI
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTEND(ED):
Hamtramck High School! What what! H-town represent!
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
Alltel, 2.5 years
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
The book store
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
Longest continuous job: Pacific Sunwear, sales associate. Longest fake job: Resident Assistant, Wadsworth Hall
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Nope.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
No, but I drunk-dial once in a while
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
Mikey's. I was a groomsman.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
Amber or Mike or Nick
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
The ones above: 8 weeks ago; 3 months ago; 2 days ago.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Wendy's
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
Wow, anything said by she who must not be spoken of.
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Mainstreet, in downtown Hamtramck
24. CAN YOU COOK?
Hell yeah
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
Gretchen is a Cayenne colored 2001 Plymouth Neon
26. BEST KISSER:
Haven't really met a lot of good kissers
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
323 days ago
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Liver, kidneys, fudge
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My sarcasm, cynicism
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My laziness
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
10 hours, at least once at most jobs
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Very Bad Things, and Love Me if You Dare
34. CAN YOU SING?
I like to pretend that I can
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
'I Voted for Kodos' after which I got drunk with the band.
36. LAST KISS?
324 days ago
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Wow, I can't remember. I rented a whole ton this summer
38. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Looking good
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
North Carolina
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Desktop. Hopefully a laptop when I graduate.
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Lewis Black
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Cigars on occasion
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
With, but sometimes without, on really hot days
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
Ted (my teddy bear) use to. Now, no one.
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
No. No they do not.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Twice.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes. Slathered in butter. mmm... butter...
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
Does a bear crap in the woods?
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Like I like my women. Over-easy.t
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Not really, although I always read my horoscope, and love fortune cookies.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
Shawna
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
Mike C.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?:
"You forgot the back-rub conga-line" - Nick
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
Two. One to sleep on, one to hug.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Black pants, black shoes, black socks, black underwear, brown button-down, with black and white vertical stripes, metal watch with white face and blue dials, black t-shirt, glasses.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
"Dance! Nothin left for me to do but Dance!" - 'Canned Heat' - Jamiroquai (It's what I'm listening to right now)
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY JAM DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
Raspberry preserves
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
Somewhat. I'm really good when I'm a little inebriated.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Somewhat
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
This really dark chocolate ice-cream that I had with Nick and Mike when they were in town.
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
I don't need a map, I'm a man.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I didn't start speaking English until kindergarten. Even though I was born in the U.S., I spoke Macedonian, and some English that I learned from Sesame Street.
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
Yeah, early 90s. That was awesome. Anyone remember Alton showing up? A couple of Toga Parties, too.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON:
Mid-summer. Going to the beach, usually visiting people in various places.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Last night when I accidentally told Shawna she had a big vagina
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
6:30 am, CST.
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
Drinking [Winter Carnival]
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
Only time: driving up to Tech a little over 2 years ago. I didn't even get tickets for rear-ending someone either time.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
OMFG, Tashko, a goat we had on the farm.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
Overrated (quack)
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
Drinking.
78. BIRTH DATE:
March 4th, 1984, 5:02am
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
A politician or a lawyer. Shut up.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP:
Yes, the company laptop.
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
Somewhat, but it's more of a devilish grin
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
Yes, yes I do.
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
AHHH!! MOTHERLAND!!! [Macedonia]
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
No, but I'd be willing to date someone that was... haha, just kidding, I'm not into jail-bate. Scott is, though.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
Don't I always?
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?:
My own. Duh.
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
Blue and white
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
Sometimes...
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
Well, I went on a couple of weekend trips, driving, but nothing really big. Except Thanksgiving, that was kind of long and good.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
Nope.
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER:
Yes, I do. She's a zoologist.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
Nope. Ground floor, 15 feet from the exit.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
Accidentally.
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Several times for either myself or various residents or pledge-brothers.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE IN PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Of course there is.
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
I don't usually bling out, just a simple watch. My dad likes to dress like a mafioso
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Find another way to avoid working.