"The Twelve Days of 'Matrix' Badfic"
I don't have a Christmas fic knocked together, but in its stead, I bring you something I've been hammering at for a week now, inspired by the GAFF thread "GAFF Christmas Carols". I bring you:
'The Twelve Days of Matrix Badfic'
I'm not gonna go through the whole megillah of this song, much as I like the original (I think I'm the only person in the world who does), so I'll cut to the chase and do the last verse (Okay, I admit it doesn't scan quite right in places. Neither does Allen Sherman's hysterical "Twelve Days of Stuff for Christmas" or the "12 Pains of Christmas"):
On the Twelfth day of Matrix badfics, the fanbrats gave to me:
Ghost gone postal on Neo,
Squiddies boffing squiddies,
Chibi-fied Exiles,
Sparks snogging Roland,
Weepy-uke!Neo,
Merv bonking Bane,
Smith-snogging self-inserts,
Five Mpregged Merv minions,
Neo's Sue-ish sublings,
Sues who shoot the Merv,
Two Fluffy!Twins,
And a Sue who is "TEH R33l \/\/u|\|!!!!!11111111"
And mind you.... those are all. Taken from. Bad. Matrix. Fanfics. I. Found. This. Year.
'The Twelve Days of Matrix Badfic'
I'm not gonna go through the whole megillah of this song, much as I like the original (I think I'm the only person in the world who does), so I'll cut to the chase and do the last verse (Okay, I admit it doesn't scan quite right in places. Neither does Allen Sherman's hysterical "Twelve Days of Stuff for Christmas" or the "12 Pains of Christmas"):
On the Twelfth day of Matrix badfics, the fanbrats gave to me:
Ghost gone postal on Neo,
Squiddies boffing squiddies,
Chibi-fied Exiles,
Sparks snogging Roland,
Weepy-uke!Neo,
Merv bonking Bane,
Smith-snogging self-inserts,
Five Mpregged Merv minions,
Neo's Sue-ish sublings,
Sues who shoot the Merv,
Two Fluffy!Twins,
And a Sue who is "TEH R33l \/\/u|\|!!!!!11111111"
And mind you.... those are all. Taken from. Bad. Matrix. Fanfics. I. Found. This. Year.