PHUN Log
Mordarie and Rishid discover RPF in the world of DegSep.
Poor, poor Mordarie and Rishid.
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x0 Dark Puck 0x: x0 Dark Puck 0x: ...and it occurs to me that I really hope Neo never discovers variosu RPF groups.
crowdog88: Neo: ...?
crowdog88: Neo: 0.0
crowdog88: Smith: *grrrrr-RRRR!*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: You KNOW there are Neo/Thyme/Smith shippers out there
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Thyme: "..." *squicked*
crowdog88: Neo: ...
crowdog88: Neo: ...
crowdog88: Smith: [They. Will. PAY.]
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Thyme: [That... that is just... ew.]
ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
ChaosAngel2112: *shudders to think of anything involving Jean and the people he is immediately seen to deal with regularly*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: ...
ChaosAngel2112: And you know there would be "Jean is really a girl!!!" fic.
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Anderson: "..."
ChaosAngel2112: Jean: "...o.O"
ChaosAngel2112: Jean: *does not want to read about his status as Shepherd's secretary being... misinterpreted that badly*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... That? That is grounds for using someone's intestine to string them up by the balls!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...dear God... me with the assassin girl!?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...the FRENCHMAN with the assassin girl!?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Well, he'd do that." Pause. "She wouldn't let him, though."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid nods: "She'd cut his balls off. And disembowel him with her knitting needles."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie chuckles. "We should encourage him, then."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid grins, then gapes.
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "ME WITH BLUE DA BA DEE!?"
ChaosAngel2112: (??)
x0 Dark Puck 0x: [Safire]
ChaosAngel2112: (Ah, right.)
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *carefully picks him up and takes him away from the computer* "'Least I'm not popular with this crowd."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "But... but... he's STRAIGHT! And so am I!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Yep." *is remarkably calm, all things considered*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...my head doth break."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *scans further down the page* "Hnh. You and the Frenchman."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Gonna have to crucify someone for that."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...I think I'm going to forget this ever existed."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *keeps quiet as she sees one that would make her kill the author very, very painfully if she ever met s/h/it*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: [...her/mero?]
ChaosAngel2112: (I was thinking her/Rishid, but that is also a possibility.)
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: O.o
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Hey, me and Phoenix!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Another assasin-girl/Mero.... huh. Cossack/assassin-girl."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *less-than-impressed expression*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "HAH! Blaze/Cossack!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *grins* "Is it any good? She might like it."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Might be!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *saves it for further perusing*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...Neo/Thyme? Ew."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *also finds it ew, but is rather more restrained about it*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...me and Persephone?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... That's bizarre."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Hmmm, Rose Quartz and just about everybody... sounds right."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie chuckles.
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *cheerfully* "Orc slash!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...well, yes."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *is pleased by this for some reason*
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *and then her brain breaks* "... Smith/Xak?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...he's going to KILL."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Yes. And then Smith will kill."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "....Smith/Thyme?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Didn't we already see Neo/Thyme?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *nods* "And threesome."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *shakes her head*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *looks at the summary* "Smith punishes Thyme for attacking Neo... the HELL is this!?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Bad. Bad, bad fic."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Dear God."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "There is no God. He'd smite the bastards."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Let's never tell Neo or Smith about this."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Agreed."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Persephone/Smith..." *odd expression*
ChaosAngel2112: Modarie: "... Hnh."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "You and Persephone."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "....!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Wha-?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "How? Why?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *points*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Apparently she wants to taste the Oracle. or something."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "But- All I got is the eyes!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "There is no log... ME AND SMITH!?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *pats his arm* "These people are crazy."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *shudders*
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... As exlempified by Smith/Jean."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...Anderson and Mick. Oooh, Anderson and the assassin-girl."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *chuckles*
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Mm. Secondary Agent trio threesome."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Who?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: (points) "Anderson/Mick/Jean."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "... I'm not sure they'd like having Mick in there."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "... Brown and Cait?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie blinks.
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Wrong Agent, minus five."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Here's a Brown/Cait/Jones threesome..."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "You know, threesomes aren't always to most people's tastes..."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Then why do they pop up so often?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Because some people have never been in position to actually get one."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Ah. Makes sense... Me, Phoenix, and Blue Da Ba Dee? He'd NEVER share!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "My point, right there."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Come to that, I don't think the Agents are much into sharing."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie nods.
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... Okay, this one is just bizarre. 'Noir can't control herself anymore; she's just got to feel Blaze's arms around her..' They did catch that she's a black widow, right?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "I hope they did.. Noir and Ninel's little muffin. Huh."
ChaosAngel2112: (*blinks*)
x0 Dark Puck 0x: [Lucien]
x0 Dark Puck 0x: [can't remember what the orcs called him]
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Noir and Luci? Where's the connection?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "His last name?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Enh."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... Me and the Floodwatchman. Bwah!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Well, there's Flood, Molly, and Rose... I think that's happened before. I don't know how he got so lucky."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie grins. "He's got style. Cold, but stylish."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "And he's got two of the hottest females to ever walk the Matrix."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Enh. Persephone ain't in his bed."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "True. But he may not be as suicidal as Seraph was... speaking of the wingless one, here he is with Persephone."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Enh, that's happened, though."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid nods. "But has Lillith/Wingless... dear god. Me and the statue?" *shudders*
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie pats his shoulder again. "Least they don't know about that time with what's-her-bitch... The kid statue."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *violent shudder*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...Fenris and Persephone?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Buh?
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Exactly."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Eee! Shepherd/Smith/Jean! This is a cornucopia of inadvisable sexual liasons!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "I think my brain just broke."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *opens it briefly* "Hmm... And we open with Jean in Shepherd's lap."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Not bloody likely."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Quite." *closes, goes back to browsing summaries*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Assassin-girl and the orcs?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Enh. Which ones?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "This one is Rilug. That one below it is Parod. The next one is... all of them? Dear God, even Rosie can't do that!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "And are they picking these guys at random? Rilug and Parod are great guys, but she'd probably enjoy Yolmar more. Or Xak or Kogan."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "The one with Parod... the summary says hurt/comfort?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: ... *dangerously* "Parod better not be the one hurting her."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "No... her cupcake did, according to this."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "That? That is bizarre."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Parod might be the type who could comfort a human, but Lucien hurt her?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *nods* "And it looks like he beat her -- the hell!? She'd kick his ass if he tried! Not to mention I doubt he's got the spine to."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "If he's been servicing the Merv for however long, he ain't gonna be beatin' the assassin-girl."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid nods.
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... O-kay. Assassin-girl with the bug girls."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...no."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Jesus, I want whatever this shit they smoke is."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid nods.
Poor, poor Mordarie and Rishid.
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x0 Dark Puck 0x: x0 Dark Puck 0x: ...and it occurs to me that I really hope Neo never discovers variosu RPF groups.
crowdog88: Neo: ...?
crowdog88: Neo: 0.0
crowdog88: Smith: *grrrrr-RRRR!*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: You KNOW there are Neo/Thyme/Smith shippers out there
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Thyme: "..." *squicked*
crowdog88: Neo: ...
crowdog88: Neo: ...
crowdog88: Smith: [They. Will. PAY.]
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Thyme: [That... that is just... ew.]
ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
ChaosAngel2112: *shudders to think of anything involving Jean and the people he is immediately seen to deal with regularly*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: ...
ChaosAngel2112: And you know there would be "Jean is really a girl!!!" fic.
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Anderson: "..."
ChaosAngel2112: Jean: "...o.O"
ChaosAngel2112: Jean: *does not want to read about his status as Shepherd's secretary being... misinterpreted that badly*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... That? That is grounds for using someone's intestine to string them up by the balls!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...dear God... me with the assassin girl!?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...the FRENCHMAN with the assassin girl!?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Well, he'd do that." Pause. "She wouldn't let him, though."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid nods: "She'd cut his balls off. And disembowel him with her knitting needles."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie chuckles. "We should encourage him, then."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid grins, then gapes.
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "ME WITH BLUE DA BA DEE!?"
ChaosAngel2112: (??)
x0 Dark Puck 0x: [Safire]
ChaosAngel2112: (Ah, right.)
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *carefully picks him up and takes him away from the computer* "'Least I'm not popular with this crowd."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "But... but... he's STRAIGHT! And so am I!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Yep." *is remarkably calm, all things considered*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...my head doth break."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *scans further down the page* "Hnh. You and the Frenchman."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Gonna have to crucify someone for that."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...I think I'm going to forget this ever existed."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *keeps quiet as she sees one that would make her kill the author very, very painfully if she ever met s/h/it*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: [...her/mero?]
ChaosAngel2112: (I was thinking her/Rishid, but that is also a possibility.)
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: O.o
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Hey, me and Phoenix!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Another assasin-girl/Mero.... huh. Cossack/assassin-girl."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *less-than-impressed expression*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "HAH! Blaze/Cossack!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *grins* "Is it any good? She might like it."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Might be!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *saves it for further perusing*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...Neo/Thyme? Ew."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *also finds it ew, but is rather more restrained about it*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...me and Persephone?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... That's bizarre."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Hmmm, Rose Quartz and just about everybody... sounds right."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie chuckles.
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *cheerfully* "Orc slash!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...well, yes."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *is pleased by this for some reason*
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *and then her brain breaks* "... Smith/Xak?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...he's going to KILL."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Yes. And then Smith will kill."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "....Smith/Thyme?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Didn't we already see Neo/Thyme?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *nods* "And threesome."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *shakes her head*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *looks at the summary* "Smith punishes Thyme for attacking Neo... the HELL is this!?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Bad. Bad, bad fic."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Dear God."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "There is no God. He'd smite the bastards."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Let's never tell Neo or Smith about this."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Agreed."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Persephone/Smith..." *odd expression*
ChaosAngel2112: Modarie: "... Hnh."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "You and Persephone."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "....!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Wha-?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "How? Why?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *points*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Apparently she wants to taste the Oracle. or something."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "But- All I got is the eyes!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "There is no log... ME AND SMITH!?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *pats his arm* "These people are crazy."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *shudders*
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... As exlempified by Smith/Jean."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...Anderson and Mick. Oooh, Anderson and the assassin-girl."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *chuckles*
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Mm. Secondary Agent trio threesome."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Who?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: (points) "Anderson/Mick/Jean."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "... I'm not sure they'd like having Mick in there."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "... Brown and Cait?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie blinks.
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Wrong Agent, minus five."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Here's a Brown/Cait/Jones threesome..."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "You know, threesomes aren't always to most people's tastes..."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Then why do they pop up so often?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Because some people have never been in position to actually get one."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Ah. Makes sense... Me, Phoenix, and Blue Da Ba Dee? He'd NEVER share!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "My point, right there."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Come to that, I don't think the Agents are much into sharing."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie nods.
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... Okay, this one is just bizarre. 'Noir can't control herself anymore; she's just got to feel Blaze's arms around her..' They did catch that she's a black widow, right?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "I hope they did.. Noir and Ninel's little muffin. Huh."
ChaosAngel2112: (*blinks*)
x0 Dark Puck 0x: [Lucien]
x0 Dark Puck 0x: [can't remember what the orcs called him]
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Noir and Luci? Where's the connection?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "His last name?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Enh."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... Me and the Floodwatchman. Bwah!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Well, there's Flood, Molly, and Rose... I think that's happened before. I don't know how he got so lucky."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie grins. "He's got style. Cold, but stylish."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "And he's got two of the hottest females to ever walk the Matrix."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Enh. Persephone ain't in his bed."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "True. But he may not be as suicidal as Seraph was... speaking of the wingless one, here he is with Persephone."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Enh, that's happened, though."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid nods. "But has Lillith/Wingless... dear god. Me and the statue?" *shudders*
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie pats his shoulder again. "Least they don't know about that time with what's-her-bitch... The kid statue."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *violent shudder*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...Fenris and Persephone?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Buh?
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Exactly."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Eee! Shepherd/Smith/Jean! This is a cornucopia of inadvisable sexual liasons!"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "I think my brain just broke."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: *opens it briefly* "Hmm... And we open with Jean in Shepherd's lap."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Not bloody likely."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Quite." *closes, goes back to browsing summaries*
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "Assassin-girl and the orcs?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Enh. Which ones?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "This one is Rilug. That one below it is Parod. The next one is... all of them? Dear God, even Rosie can't do that!"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "And are they picking these guys at random? Rilug and Parod are great guys, but she'd probably enjoy Yolmar more. Or Xak or Kogan."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "The one with Parod... the summary says hurt/comfort?"
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: ... *dangerously* "Parod better not be the one hurting her."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "No... her cupcake did, according to this."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "That? That is bizarre."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Parod might be the type who could comfort a human, but Lucien hurt her?"
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: *nods* "And it looks like he beat her -- the hell!? She'd kick his ass if he tried! Not to mention I doubt he's got the spine to."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "If he's been servicing the Merv for however long, he ain't gonna be beatin' the assassin-girl."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid nods.
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "... O-kay. Assassin-girl with the bug girls."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid: "...no."
ChaosAngel2112: Mordarie: "Jesus, I want whatever this shit they smoke is."
x0 Dark Puck 0x: Rishid nods.