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Jun 03, 2006 13:11

"Takashi, why are you leaving me...?"

Another day had passed. Both Morinozuka "Mori" Takashi and Haninozuka "Hunny" Mitsukuni had been missing from the Ouran Host Club for the past week.

Hunny was bedridden with sadness. He would sniffle under his bunny covers, squeezing his BunBun to his chest, and whimper, "What did I do, Takashi...? I want to play with you again like we used to, Takashi...Takashi..."

Mori, however, would stare out the window of his new home, with eyes that looked like dull stones. Occasionally, a tear drop would slide down his cheek.

"I'm sorry, Mitsukuni. It's raining today."

Okay, I just couldn't keep this story at a hundred words. I'm sorry. T_T



“ARE WE ALONE?”

“Of course we are, Milord, so please, be QUIET.”

“Is the world reaaaally gone forever? Hika-chan? Ru-chan?”

“YES, Hunny it is. What are we suppose to do now, milord?”

“Haruhi, we MUST revive the human popula--”

“No.”

“But someone must--”

“NO.”

“Milord’s a PERVERT.”

“But SOMEONE has to and the leader should bear the respons--”

“No means NO.”

“…Mitsukuni should do it.”

“Wha?! What did you say Mori?! MOOOM, WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!”

“Huh? What should I do?”

“Well, DAD, I guess since Hunny’s the OLDEST out of us all, he really has the responsibility. And should probably be leader as well.”

“…Mom. You can’t be serious. Moriiiiii, how could you suggest something like that?!”

“Well, it makes sense to us. But since we‘re closer to her age, maybe it should be us instead!”

“Kaoru…Hikaru…you’re not HELPING any…”

“Don’t I get a say in this…?”

“But Takashi is the tallest! He should do it.”

“Hunny-sempai, do you even have the remotest idea of what we are talking about?”

“…no.”

“Well, we obviously can’t ask mom to do it!”

“And why not?”

“Because….because…. We just can’t!”
“That’s nice to know.”

“HELLO, WHY AREN’T YOU ASKING FOR MY OPINION?!”

“Okay, then, Haruhi, who would YOU want to do it with?”

“…well, er…uhh, how did I get into this…uhh… well, I guess…“

“With ME, of course!”

“Renge-chan?!”

“Yes! Haruhi and I will have many children to show to the world! This is so great! It’s like a post-apocalyptic drama!”

“Renge-chan…I don’t think that could work…”

“Let us go, Haruhi! Let us run away and start a new generation of life!”

“I knew it!! I KNEW Haruhi was that way! KYOYA, stop her!”

“Takashi, what are we talking about anyway?”

“Remember Matsushita-sensei’s class?”

“…oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh….”

“Let’s get cake, Mitsukuni.”

“Okay, Takashi!”

“MOM! MOOOOM!”

“MILORD, SHUT UP!”

The end! O_o

“ARE WE ALONE?”

“Of course we are, Milord, so please, be QUIET.”

“Is the world reaaaally gone forever? Hika-chan? Ru-chan?”

“YES, Hunny it is. What are we suppose to do now, milord?”

“Haruhi, we MUST revive the human popula--”

“No.”

“But someone must--”

“NO.”

“Milord’s a PERVERT.”

“But SOMEONE has to and the leader should bear the respons--”

“No means NO.”

“…Mitsukuni should do it.”

“Wha?! What did you say Mori?! MOOOM, WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!”

“Huh? What should I do?”

“Well, DAD, I guess since Hunny’s the OLDEST out of us all, he really has the responsibility. And should probably be leader as well.”

“…Mom. You can’t be serious. Moriiiiii, how could you suggest something like that?!”

“Well, it makes sense to us. But since we‘re closer to her age, maybe it should be us instead!”

“Kaoru…Hikaru…you’re not HELPING any…”

“Don’t I get a say in this…?”

“But Takashi is the tallest! He should do it.”

“Hunny-sempai, do you even have the remotest idea of what we are talking about?”

“…no.”

“Well, we obviously can’t ask mom to do it!”

“And why not?”

“Because….because…. We just can’t!”
“That’s nice to know.”

“HELLO, WHY AREN’T YOU ASKING FOR MY OPINION?!”

“Okay, then, Haruhi, who would YOU want to do it with?”

“…well, er…uhh, how did I get into this…uhh… well, I guess…“

“With ME, of course!”

“Renge-chan?!”

“Yes! Haruhi and I will have many children to show to the world! This is so great! It’s like a post-apocalyptic drama!”

“Renge-chan…I don’t think that could work…”

“Let us go, Haruhi! Let us run away and start a new generation of life!”

“I knew it!! I KNEW Haruhi was that way! KYOYA, stop her!”

“Takashi, what are we talking about anyway?”

“Remember Matsushita-sensei’s class?”

“…oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh….”

“Let’s get cake, Mitsukuni.”

“Okay, Takashi!”

“MOM! MOOOOM!”

“MILORD, SHUT UP!”

The end! O_o

I'm sorry. I don't think they came out so good. T^T *dies* I need more practice.

allicat1253, WELCOME BACK! I MISSED JOO. TT^TT
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