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[mubelgrrmubmel]

My grandmother wrote me a check yesterday for $5,000. That's enough to pay my rent this year. Somehow, a simple thank you card doesn't seem quite right.

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[adiaadore]

You might have to throw her a party with dancing bananas that poop diamonds and roses because I can't think of anything else that would be worth that awesomeness.

Except for maybe dancing Johnny Depps.

I think I need a life.

[mubelgrrmubmel]

I'm inclined to agree, on all counts.

[miketv14]

What'll be really funny is when the check bounces and she screams in your face "THANKS FOR THE FREE PARTY, SUCKA!" and runs off.

[manda_panda62]

You're officially her slave...for a week or so.

[mubelgrrmubmel]

haha Is that the going rate? 5 grand gets you a week of Sweet D slavery?

[manda_panda62]

Yep, 5 grand = 1 week hard labor. Or a big hug and lots of phone calls now and then. :)