Wow, I almost forgot I had this thing. All right, I think I should share the story of the last 24 hours, because it illustrates how bizarre my life is these days. So, heeeere we go:

12-10:30pm, Tuesday: Long ass drive with Mom and Chris. We drive across most of Nebraska, all of Iowa, and part of Illinois. I spend the entire car ride convincing ( Read more... )

Need a job? Al Qaeda is hiring.

I suppose I should start by saying this: my friends are better than yours. Period. I don't care how cool your friends are, or if you share a couple of mine, my friends are just plain better than yours.

My birthday was Friday, and I have to tell you, it was the best ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen,

My boobs have gotten bigger. I don't know how it happened, and I'm not thrilled, but I just tried on my prom dress from junior year, and it fits everywhere but the boobs. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?! AND WHY TO ME, THE ONE PERSON ON THE PLANET LEAST LIKELY TO WELCOME SUCH A DEVELOPMENT?

Ahem. That is all.

OKAY. Okay...okay. So absolutely everything in my life that I thought was under control and fixed and whatever has gone to shit...in like, the last 24 hours ( Read more... )

In an update ( Read more... )

TruffleDi: So I have a story ( Read more... )

OKAY. Okay...okay. So I just got a call from Caterpillar, informing me that ONCE AGAIN, the internship they were going to put me in is full. That's twice now, kids. Just like the first time, the Cat guy said he was really sorry, that they really wanted to hire me, and that he would pass my resume and portfolio on to to see if any positions are ( Read more... )

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UPDATE: I now have a sell sheet for Anything Goes tickets. Apparently we get to sell them a month before the box office will. Student tickets are $10, adults are $20 (bells cost extra...see Meg or Janelle).

So if you want to sit in the front, the better to see the spectacle that will be Anything Goes, let me know and I'll order you some.