This one is dedicated to
brandywine421 Warning: “character” death, language, and “ew.”
Everything you want in a Christmas story, lol.
Thanks for reading.
Did you know that holly is mildly toxic?
It can cause vomiting and diarrhea when ingested.
Ryan is now well aware of this because in the backseat of his jeep is the calico kitten he bought Sophie for Christmas and unfortunately it’s emitting brownish fluids from several orifices.
For the purposes of ventilation the jeep is currently a convertible.
The veterinarian tries but….
Oh shit.
Murdering Volchok he could have lived with.
But a kitten?
Wow…that’s worse than criminal.
That’s…
“Sophie, Kitty decided she missed living with Santa. She’ll e-mail you.”
They settle on a fish and name it Fluffy.