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[mudbloodhater]

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[serving_love]

...The hell is Quidditch?

[mudbloodhater]

It's a game played on broomstick. A wizarding game.

Shall I expect you?

[serving_love]

Okay...that answered my question not at all.

How do you play something on broomstick? Is it anything like soccer?

[mudbloodhater]

This question assumes I know what 'soccer' is like.

In Muggle's terms, you fly round on a broom, pitch balls at each other, and attempt to score goals before the opposing Seeker catches the Snitch.

[serving_love]

Oh. So they're basically the same thing! Doing shit with balls and scoring goals, I can do that!

...Except. This flying thing. You mean fly fly? Like, up in the air?

[mudbloodhater]

Yes, in the air.

Just bring a broom. I'll test everyone's skills at the tryouts.

[serving_love]

Huh. Weird.

What time on Sunday?

[mudbloodhater]

Mid-day. I'll be there all day, though.

[serving_love]

You mind if I come early, then? Because I have no fucking clue how to...fly a shitty broom.

[mudbloodhater]

I'm fairly sure not many people do. But you're welcome to.

[serving_love]

Alright, cool. Thanks.

You got a lot of people coming out? I might bring someone with me.

[mudbloodhater]

By all means; the more the merrier.

Your names?

[serving_love]

Ah, I'm Sanji! The guy I'm thinking of dragging along is Usopp. Although hell, knowing my crew, they all might come.

And yours?

[mudbloodhater]

Draco Malfoy, the coach of this team, and future Seeker. I'm sure you'll figure out what those are when I tell you later.

Consider them all noted. Sanji, Usopp, et al.

[serving_love]

Nice to meet you. Is there more than one team, then? Haven't heard anything else about this flying sport.

[mudbloodhater]

Believe it or not, my rival Seeker is here as well. With any luck, we'll have two teams, but I'm covering one now.

Taking all the best players, as it were.