Comments | muddymarauders: Just a thought..

muddymarauders

Just a thought..

Jul 20, 2006 12:18

If there is any such god why does it have to be just one person? Why not four people? I mean they could each have their time to work. One from 5am-11am. The next from 11am-5pm. The next from 5pm-11pm. And the last from 11pm to 5am. *Shrugs* Governing and Overseeing Deities?

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arklan July 20 2006, 18:06:32 UTC

theres only one god simply because most modern societies beleive it to be so. roman and greek, as well as egyptian and most ancient cultures, as well as native american tribes generall held/hold that there are multiple gods, anywhere from dozens to hundreds.

spleenveal July 20 2006, 19:56:51 UTC

*snickers* Boredom is a powerful force.

Hinduism has thousands of gods, each with their own form and (to an extent) domain, but they're all ultimately part of the same thing. Like the holy trinity times 500, and instead of having the patron saint of whatever, you have a god for it. (At least, I think that's how that works. Comparative Religions was a while ago.)

On another note, I suppose god had to have always existed (or else he was created out of nothing, which is slightly more unfathomable, I guess, and thus not the leading opinion), so working constantly for the *cough* 6,000 years *cough* the earth has existed, in relation to living for an infinite amount of time, probably doesn't seem long enough for shifts to be neccessary. (Also, it doesn't seem like he actually does too terribly much, so that might explain it as well.)

Oh, and my mom has preemptively rejected the idea of you coming down on Saturday because she is a sadistic bitch. Woohoo. Ain't life grand.

muddymarauders July 21 2006, 01:22:38 UTC

She is. Oh and I actually tried to be not a boring bugger today but when you try to hang out with people...they are always busy. Did you notice that? Son of a wench.

muddymarauders July 21 2006, 01:23:04 UTC

Which then reminds me of "GRIGNR SMASH!"

spleenveal July 21 2006, 15:28:56 UTC

That's the benefit of having people on your street who are friendly, unemployed, and ostracized from the Pool Clique. (You know you live in suburbia when even your pool has a clique. An adult clique, no less. Those people scare me. Aren't you supposed to get past that sort of thing at some point?) And the benefit of having a little brother who slouches around the house all day every day (only not this month because he's had camp. Damn it) and is always up for something retarded (yesterday we played Pokemon cards. And then went outside and made water ballons and ran around Jack Bauer-style until we were too wet and cold to continue).

Also, being yelled at three hours a day really puts the need for human contact into perspective. Let's go live in the woods (as long as there's wireless internet there).