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[mueble]

yesterday a homeless man ejaculated on my blouse.

yes you read that correctly

yes this is my life.

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[mueble]

at the hospital!

[totallyoriginal]

I read that as "house" earlier (because I am illiterate in the morning) and now I'm not sure which would make for a more interesting story

[mueble]

i dont know how interesting this would be, but this homeless man was really cool right? he was at the ER waiting to be attended and i was on my way out with my dinner. we started talking and he mentioned he hadnt eaten since sunday. i offered him my entire dinner and he said no, that he'd take some as long as i didnt mind sharing WHICH I DIDNT. so we shared my dinner, and we talked etc. um maybe like two hours later after he was attended for his condition i went to check up on him and he ejaculated on my blouse. yeapp

[jsem_le_best]

i love stories like this.

[torgo10]

I was just really happy to see you.