Surely size isn't all that matters...

[muffin_gloves]

Officeworks seems to be giving out giant pencils with stationery purchases.  It's about 30 cm long and 5 or so cm in width.  Is that safe and legal?  I mean, it's almost like a police baton; I could potentially do some serious damage if I decided to bash someone up with that thing.

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[clappamungus]

AWESOME. Remind me to go to Officeworks soon. I can replace the Club Lock I keep beside the bed with one of those babies.

[muffin_gloves]

Then you could ward off midnight intruders with lethal stationery. It even comes with a plastic, safety cap on the tip - so you can take it to work too! :P