two nights ago i had this crazy dream that something happened in the world, and all these people were banished to below sea level. i became one of these underwater refugees somehow, and i started a war of the worlds. it started out that most of my water people were dying because we had to come up for air so often and the landlubbers were shooting ( Read more... )

i'm going to about faces day spa for a massage. $50 for half an hour swedish. if anyone wants to come with me, let's make a date soon.

i just made a consultation appointment with a dentist to see if they can pull my teefums out of me! my top wisdoms are growing outwards into my cheek and whenever i eat sweet stuff it rubs and hurts :( omg i've never had anything removed from my body before! i'm so scared! i'm gonna have two extra holes! ugh. i'm tempted just to leave them in ( Read more... )

in 3 hours, i may be the owner of a brand new iriver h140!!! i'm super excited about this! it's an mp3 player, 40 gigs of space (wowza!), FM tuner, voice recorder (internal and external mic), connects to stereo to record from there too, has a freakin remote control for some reason that is just as high freakin tech as the rest of the thing, and my ( Read more... )

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SCENE: talking to melissa the other day, about how i really want to have a party because there has yet to be a party in the apartment. she brings up a point ( Read more... )

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i just saw that commercial for boniva, and i thought it would be hilarious if one day we re-enacted it. we could all dress up like old bohemian ladies and go to an art museum, a free one of course, and in a crowded area around some strange sculpture, my cell phone will go off and i'll pull out this little envelope, and then i'll show it to you ( Read more... )

omg. there's a divacup inside me! i'm almost positive i didn't put it in right. god it seems like it took forever for my period to get here! yesterday i was cramping really bad so i tried putting the ol girl in for a test spin, but i like couldn't get it in. it was weird. she went right in today, but i couldn't twist it like they say i'm ( Read more... )

ekekeke i just noticed this in my inbox.
THANK YOU for your order for the DivaCup.··Your order will be processed and sent out in the next few days.yeah, so i had a crazy dream again last night. i haven't had one in a very long time. this dream had a lot of different parts to it, but all i remember is this one part that lasted for about... all ( Read more... )