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Apr 03, 2009 17:12

Does the Pope masturbate ( Read more... )

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xyshrike April 4 2009, 00:31:28 UTC
Pope can't masturbate. "Spilling Seed" is what makes it not allowed. He'd have to okay abortion and condoms to do that. Okay, maybe not abortion... but pulling out at the very least.

And during Lent he uses Baby Oil instead.

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mukudori April 4 2009, 04:51:50 UTC
It is physiologically possible to orgasm without ejaculating though...

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xyshrike April 4 2009, 14:01:55 UTC
True, but the amount of trial by error and practice it would take would require a little too much violation of the rule for me to believe that he does that. Plus he's not exactly in a position to ask someone to show him how it's done.
On the other hand (heh heh) maybe that's the REAL requirement of becoming Pope... naturally orgasm without sperm loss every time.

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jackalopemonger April 4 2009, 02:04:33 UTC
Are these the questions that keep you up awake at night?

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mukudori April 4 2009, 04:53:26 UTC
Just a little bored and pondering the world at large. Seemed like an interesting forum question. And since LJ is my only forum...answer the question!

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jackalopemonger April 4 2009, 05:40:19 UTC
I'd say, probably not. But then I'd also say that priests don't molest children. Shows what I know.

I'm 99% certain that the pope shouldn't masturbate. The more tightly wound-up your religious beliefs, the further the extremes to which you'll go. And with the Catholic Church, as with most branches of Christianity, sexuality is a sinful, bad, evil evil thing. Even if the Pope considered the possibility of orgasming without ejaculation, he wouldn't do it, because it's not really about the Magic Sperm but about the evils of being a sexual human being.

So, I think the Pope still has urges. He is human, after all. But I don't think he acts on them, due to his position and his beliefs.

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titanstein April 4 2009, 05:42:49 UTC
I've actually read about different religions' stance on 'spilling seed' in that philosophy class I took where we made that um....movie. Anyway, in all the religions that looked down on masturbation said the only time it is ok and accepted in both society/culture and in their respective God's eyes, is when it's a nocturnal emission. So, if the Pope doesn't willingly do it in his waking hours, he's got to do it when he's asleep. If he has that kind of stamina still.

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marlfox April 4 2009, 19:50:05 UTC
Probably. Everyone's a hypocrite.

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