Mission 001 // [video]

[mulberryreiki]

[Hello, Adstringendum. Boy, have we got a present for you.]

[It starts off with an eardrum-bustingly loud wail, unleashed by a boy on camera with a big forehead, an angular face, a narrow, suspicious pair of gray eyes and a swath of carrot-orrange pompadour-style hair.]

GODDAMMIT URAMESHI! I FUCKIN' KILLED MYSELF FOR YOUR SORRY ASS AND THIS IS WHAT I

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[video]

[elegantthorns]

[He notices the reiki first--Kuwabara, and considerably more powerful than he last felt. But surely he's mistaken, right? But no, that voice is unmistakable. He grabs his PCD and sure enough--]

Kuwabara-kun! [Those wounds--what on Earth happened?!

And Kurama is already on his way towards that reiki.] I'm coming, stay there.

[video]

[mulberryreiki]

--Kurama?

[Face is now really really close to the screen. Stupid newfangled mobiles--!]

Don't tell me Toguro killed you guys, too!

[video]

[elegantthorns]

[Killed--who - ?

Oh. No, please don't tell him-- The video now is moving, and it's not really focused on anything. Kurama is running, given how fast things are moving by. Sorry for the vertigo effect, Kuwabara, but he doesn't really want you to see his face right now.]

Kuwabara-kun, you're not dead. I'll explain more in a few minutes. You mentioned Toguro, did he...?

[video]

[mulberryreiki]

I'm not...?

[He frowns, looks down at his chest. And then seems genuinely surprised.]

...eh. He didn't hit any vitals...?

[...yep, completely forgetting your question about Toguro.]

[Video]

[notnamedtimmy]

[She takes her hands off of her ears once the yelling stops, and tries for a reassuring tone, though it comes out more awkward than comforting.]

Unless this Toguro person is a scientist, you're probably mistaken.

[Video]

[mulberryreiki]

...Toguro ain't no scientist.

[SUSPICION.]

...wait, wait. Who're you?

[Excuse his lack of manners, pretty girl, he's a little shaken up at the moment.]

[Video]

[notnamedtimmy]

My name is Kagome Higurashi. I sort of live here.

[She smiles. Big dudes needing calming down? SHE IS SO ON IT.]

[Video]

[mulberryreiki]

[...heh. You're pretty. And talking to him. Excuse him if he's a little. Stunned into silence for a moment, before he finally sputters:]

...where's "here" though?

voice;

[hexdontlie]

This is the part where you think before you speak.

Can you manage that?

[video]

[mulberryreiki]

[His feed remains video because lol he doesn't know how to do anything else on this thing.]

--wait, what? Who're you?

[It sounds like a girl. And wtf. Girls. Talking to Kuwabara. Voluntarily. And not being Yukina-chan or Keiko-chan or Shizuru or Botan-chan, all of whom are... somewhat obligated to. :|a]

voice;

[hexdontlie]

[You'll get the hang of it. Or you won't. Probably not, you big dummy.]

My name is Jinx and you are extremely loud.

[video]

[mulberryreiki]

[He kind of is a big dummy, but when he puts his mind to things, he gets them done. It simply requires motivation. And occasionally extensive tutoring.]

Cut a guy some slack, eh?

[burninate_it]

*What did his poor ears do to deserve this torment? Oh, right, it's Kuwabara, they didn't have to do anything to that idiot.*

Shut up.

[mulberryreiki]

[Oh. It's you.]

NO, YOU.

[burninate_it]

I'm not the one shouting at the top of my lungs for the entire network to hear, moron.

[mulberryreiki]

I'M NOT THE ONE PICKING ON A GUY WHO THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD.

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[callinblueskies]

[ Well THAT hurt his ear drums. ]

Jesus fucking christ on a bicycle what the hell?!

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[mulberryreiki]

What?!

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[callinblueskies]

[ Was this how Suguro felt when talking to him? ]

YOU'RE LOUD. WHY. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU MENTION ABOUT SOMEONE DYING.

[ video ]

[mulberryreiki]

BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD! AND IT'S ALL URAMESHI'S FAULT.