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Sep 05, 2004 01:14



evidently, my cult does better fiscally than joe's.

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billygnosis September 5 2004, 20:55:12 UTC
thats only because you dont take it as serious as i do. you're just in it to screw people out of their money and possessions.

im in it to convince them that i am the one true lord.

i enjoy watching their fragile little minds being warped by superior shadiness and crafty disposition.

and i am the one true lord. kooooooresh. kooooooresh.

and on the eigth day, he did praise, and genuflect before the mightiness of the slice pie. all hail joe, prefect of pizza, king of calzone.

thank you for eating at roma, be sure to wear your flower and robe next time!

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mulhern September 6 2004, 03:06:36 UTC
see, our cult isn't really a leader-deciple kinda thing. We're actually on a quest to stop the crimson king. You see he's working through his centurians... his agents... low men, if you will. We try to stop them, although sometimes they don't even know they're working for him. But we have agents to... the Eld... Descendents of the White... Gunslingers ( ... )

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billygnosis September 13 2004, 13:02:00 UTC
you've been reading too many stephen king novels.

book 7, september 21st...

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