ok, so depending on how I write my name, I get a different fate.

Fuck you steve, you DON'T have to accept jesus.

but that line's way too fuckin' long, I'm going to hell.

Since Amie never saw fit to quiz me, I'll steal her answers ( Read more... )

ok, so I haven't posted in a while, thus I must play catch up. first, the 4th of july rocked. Bodalski and Luchko made their way to OC and we drank with the relatives. they are happy I am Irish, however, since all the girls bailed on me and only guys came, they're still wired I'm gay ( Read more... )

So I can't sleep... nothing new there ( Read more... )

A good point was brought up tonight... why is it that people you barely talked to in highschool who could have thought you were the biggest geek in highschool is suddenly and instantly your best friend when you run into them 3 years later ( Read more... )

A woman at chick-fil-A was being quite a rag last night. She wanted her nuggets "Fried hard." I relayed her message to the cook, who got agitated, not undeservingly, being that we were closing and she was lucky we had any nuggets at all ( Read more... )

So I'm going down the shore, like, now. I've got a carton of smokes, a case of beer in the trunk, and a 10-year old in the passenger seat. I'm ready to go. And that is not a joke. Although it is my cousin, not the pedaphile victem to be many of you were suspecting ( Read more... )

A funny story ( Read more... )

It is an awful awful thing when everything you have feared might come to pass does, and not only are you powerless to do anything about it, but it's worse that you feared ( Read more... )