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Yea, so I'm at Stephs college! How rad! She has some cool friends, one of which is sleeping behind me. Apparently, she sleeps like a brick. And even though bricks do not sleep, if they were to sleep, that's what it'd be like. Right? Right. I've been wearing this cool malt colored corduroy jacket with suede elbow patches. That and my homemade Sing- ( Read more... )

I think this is by far my best away message ever. For those who remember, this is based upon an older message. I call it "sleep 2.0"

"In one hand rests a mason jar, and the other is grasping the handle of an old net. The boy strikes out, hoping to catch sleep as if it were an insect, yet it stays as elusive as happiness..."

oh, this is my new desktop


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Dear Whiny-ass Livejournal Users who only use their journals to complain, but never in detail,


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MANDA DOES NOT HAVE CANCER OR A THYROID THINGAMAJIG!!!!

That is all.

Ok, I can talk about it. So I will. My best friend in the entire world might have cancer, or has to go into surgery. When she told me this tonite, I found myself crying harder than I've ever cried before. She means so much to me. God, today sucks. Manda, I love you more than anything and if I could, I would trade places with you in a heartbeat. And ( Read more... )

Oh, PS. Calzones taste MUCH better when they have more time to make it.

im so cool i ordered a calzone at 1:30 AM

i just got doritos up my nose